Wednesday, February 02, 2011

The Polish Divorce

I know I should write a real post and pick the winner of my CSN Stores giveaway, but instead I'm sharing an email:

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.  Although his English was far from perfect,they got along very well.  One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.  The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand.  Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.  She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.  I can read, and it say:
~~~Polish Remover~~~

I'll pick a winner tomorrow.


  1. That sounds like one of your Dad's jokes! I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree!! :P

  2. Your brother is a great one to talk, huh??

  3. It is one of my Dad's jokes - my other dad, Fred. At least it came in an email with his name on it.


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