Kids Say the Funniest Things

Kids see the world in their own special way.

Here are a few 'Wee words of wisdom' I found in a magazine I was going through:

Megan and her mother were at a library desk checking out books.  As her mother shuffled through her wallet looking for her library card, Megan asked, "Are we going to buy them?"  Her mother said no and handed her library card to the librarian.  "Oh," Megan said knowingly.  "We're charging them."

Three kindergartners were talking about the age of their mothers.
"My mommy is 34," Adrianne said.
"My mommy is 40," added Therese, who turned to her friend Jessica.  "How old is your mommy?"
"I don't know," Jessica answered.  "My mommy is quitting her birthdays."

Andrew had just begun to read.  He was riding in the car with his mother one day when he noticed a traffic sign.
"Mom!" he hollered.  "That sign said 'Do not pass' - and you just passed it!"

There are quite a few more I might have to share later.  I am really getting a kick out of these.  It makes me wish I wrote down all the cute things my kids used to say. If you still have little kids - do it! Write it all down. They grow up so fast. Before you know it, they'll be worrying about how to get rid of blackheads on nose, and then next thing you know they'll be off to college...